“McKenzie, go get me some paper clips… No, not those, I only like the small paper clips.” “McKenzie, get this man on the phone for me even though I’m doing nothing but watching Days of Our lives, sitting RIGHT beside a telephone.” “McKenzie, go scan this document in for me, make 47 copies of each, put them in chronological order and staple them together. Then, after you finish, I’ll suddenly remember it wasn’t necessary.” “McKenzie, make my coffee even though you weren’t hired to be a personal secretary to 6 grown men with perfectly functioning hands and legs.” Assholes. 3 more hours… Shoot me in the foot.
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